Say What?

As was told to me by one of my Chiefs:

"So, um...Neal. I got a phone call this weekend. It was Dale Earnhardt. He asked if he could have his mustache back."

Wow. I mean, I know my mustache is pretty bad-ass. Some might even describe it as being "epic". But, I had no idea that my 'stache was so legengary that it could actually bring back the dead. I wonder who else I could channel with this thing. Freddy Mercury? That would be sweet.