Say What?

It's been awhile since I last posted anything from our friend that speaks "Bennish". I'm not sure if that's because he just hasn't said anything stupid, which is HIGHLY unlikely, or because I just haven't been paying attention to him, which is more probable. However, today, he gave me a verbal jewel that is worthy of a Punchdance blog post.

This guy has a cold and is all snotty and coughy. Apparently, his normal inability to speak proper, coherent sentences has been affected moreso by this cold, as he exclaimed today:

"I have congested. It feels running."

Now, I am not fluent in "Bennish", but I would like to believe that he was trying to tell us that he was congested. And his nose was running, or runny. But...knowing this guy, he meant EXACTLY what he said.

His congested was running.