Last week, I was "in charge" of monitoring a command urinalysis at my work. Fun stuff, right? Only sometimes. A guy that works in the same building, but whom I really don't know all too well, was sitting nearby and looked to be in a considerable amount of pain. I was lucky enough to eavesdrop on the following conversation between him and a concerned Chief:
Concerned Chief: Hey...guy. What's up? Is everything alright?
Guy: No, Chief. Everything is not alright.
Concerned Chief: Well, what's up, man? You look like you're hurting.
Guy: Yeah, Chief. I am. I took an extreme laxative earlier...and now I can't stop.
What the hell is an "extreme" laxative? I thought that laxatives only came in one strength. Are some stronger than others?
I later found out that "guy" ended up having an accident. A "big boy" accident.
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YUM! LOL I was looking at your facebook and I was just wondering if you had posted on here since I hadn't looked in like 3 months, and YOU DID! I was shocked!I thought most of your blogging was done on spark now, but I took a chance and it paid off....although, its about something I'd rather not have read!
ReplyDeleteLMAO.. that's too funny. Something every concerned Chief would like to know.. LOL
ReplyDeleteHopefully someday Nealio.. you will be that concerned chief. :)