Moobies

I have moobies.

For those that are unfamiliar with that term, it is basically short for "man boobies". Or, as Edward Norton put it so eloquently in Fight Club, I have "Bitch Tits".

Now, these moobies are a by-product of me being "slightly" overweight. My pectoral muscles, much like my abdominal muscles, have a layer of fat on top of them. And, much like the layer of fat over my abs pokes out in the form a gut, my pectoral fat pokes out...in the form of a boobie.

Now, my moobies aren't so big that I can't go shirtless at the beach (hell...when do I even go to the beach?), nor do I have to wear a bra. But, I am a little self conscious about it. I mean, I'm a dude. Dudes aren't supposed to have boobies. And if a dude DOES have boobies, those boobies aren't supposed to make some 12-year old girls jealous.

I'm just sayin'.