Say What?

As was explained by one of my subordinates, who is 21 years old and has completed high school:

"The people that own WaWa...they is Christianity."

Wait...what?

Now, this guy/kid has an uncanny knack for saying things like this. This isn't an isolated occurrence, and I can guarantee there will be more of his words of widsom featured in this blog. We have determined that he doesn't speak English, but rather his own created language, which has been dubbed "Bennish".