Only In America

As seen/heard on "Cops" this evening:

First off, before I go into the actual dialogue between the officer and his new friend, allow me to paint a visual picture of what is going on. The police arrive on scene and are immediately approached by a shirtless man telling them that they are wasting their time. They talk back and forth, but it's really not important, so I'll leave it out. The camera then shifts over to a white cow that is just wandering around the property in which they have recently arrived to. It is apparent, due to all the commotion, that said cow is not in an area that it is supposed to be. The officer walks up to the house and eventually he confronts the property owner. Cue dialogue:

Cop: Good evening, sir. Do you own a cow?
Dumb Redneck: Huh?
Cop: A cow, sir. Do you own a cow?
Dumb Redneck: A cow? What?
Cop: Yes, sir. A cow. Do you own a cow?
Dumb Redneck: A cow? What kind of cow?
Cop: A white cow, sir. Do you own a white cow?
Dumb Redneck: A white cow? Yeah, I own a white cow.

From this point on, the cops and the dumb redneck and the dumb redneck's dumb redneck friends all try to 'rassle and wrangle this cow back into its pen. But, the damage has already been done. The back-and-forth between those two couldn't have been better even if it were scripted as such. The only thing that was left out was the dumb redneck making some sort of remark, like, "Well, yeah...I own a white cow, but I usually just call her my wife". That would've taken the cake. But, for what it was worth, I was satisfied just the way it was. I even peed a little. And it was nice.